Movie Review: The Matrix

Story: Beats me! Something about the present, a scary future, clones, machines who eat human babies and lots and lots of special effects. Keanu ( I never, ever have to change my facial expression) Reeves as a hacker who in the future becomes the one to save the world, inspired by Laurence Fishburne as Morpheus (a far cry from his Othello) they do lots of Asian Kung Fu, Tae Bo, Kick Fighting stuff. Also, too much of the story line was borrowed from other sources.

Acting: Very little

Fun: A bunch

LOBO HOWLS: 3 ( Points deducted for being 16 minutes over the 2 hour rule) If I had seen it in June I would have given it the summer complimentary extra point but summer doesn't officially start until Memorial Day.